Jesus Is A Cowboy Script

 
Jesus Is A Cowboy a musical production
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Three players, their problems, and they lived...

Rap, pop, and more music!

What happens to these three players who find that they have been deceived into believing they have right hearts and attitudes?

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Player A: You know, it's hard to believe that the greatest cause of atheism
Player B: is Christians.
Player C: They profess with their tongues
Player A: But don't live with their lives
Player B: And that's what makes what's so unbelievable
Player C: Believable


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Original songs by HCF include:

• Be Still
• Rap Star
• NOW
• Puppy Love/Noah
• Deceptive Beauty
• Candy Misery
• Never Lasting
• Deception Ego
• Jesus Is A Cowboy
• Judgment
• Close Your Mouth
• Forgive
• Look Beyond
• Slow It Down
• Tenderly
• Five Minutes More

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Jesus Is A Cowboy
A Musical Production by HCF
copyright 2010 by hcfproducts
hcfproducts.blogspot.com

Prelude "Be Still" performed by Cast

Act I: The Players
Scene 1. "Rap Star" featuring Player A
Scene 2. "NOW" featuring Player B
Scene 3. "Puppy Love" performed by Chorus and "Noah" performed by Player C

Act II: The Problems
Scene 1. "Deceptive Beauty" featuring Chorus
Scene 2. "Candy Misery" featuring Player C
Scene 3. "Never Lasting" featuring Player B
Scene 4. "Deception Ego" featuring Player A
Scene 5. "Jesus Is A Cowboy" featuring Chorus

INTERMISSION

Act III: The Big Question
Scene 1. "Judgment" featuring Players A, B, C
Scene 2. "Close Your Mouth" featuring Player A
Scene 3. "PRIDE" featuring Player C
Scene 4. "Forgive" featuring Player B
Scene 5. "Close Your Mouth/ PRIDE/ Forgive" performed by Cast

Act IV: You Can Do It!
Scene 1. "Look Beyond" performed by Cast
Scene 2. "Slow It Down" featuring Player A
Scene 3. "Tenderly" featuring Player B
Scene 4. "Five Minutes More" featuring Player C

Act V: And They Lived...
Scene 1. Confusion
Scene 2. "Be Still" performed by Cast

Curtain Call

Finale. "Jesus Is A Cowboy" performed by Cast

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Prelude. "Be Still" performed by Chorus

"Be Still"
Instrumental introduction.
Bass and Descant Voices: Be still and know I am God (Be still and know...) (x4)
Add Melody: Be still and know that I am God (x2)
Add Harmony: Be still and know that I am God (x2)
8 count instrumental transition while Mountains singers enter and circle Be Still
singers
Mtns: The mountains (x8) Shall tremble (x8)
Earth: The earth (x8) cry out! (x8)
Mtns/ Earth: The mountains shall tremble, the earth cry out (x2)
Mix: The mountains, the earth, shall tremble, cry out (x2)
Force: (overlay chant of mtns/ earth/ tremble/ cry out) (x15)
Solo voce: But you shall be still and know that I am...
Instrumental
Return to top, Be still x1 add on's
Mtns (x8)
Earth (x8)
Mtns/Earth: (x1)
Mix: (x1)
Force: (x15)
Solo voce: But you shall be still
Todos: And know that I am...

Instrumental fades and transitions into "Amazing Grace", while Chorus moves
upstage right and dons choir robes; A sits downstage left; B exits upstage
right; C exits downstage left.

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ACT I: The Players
ACT I. Scene 1. "Rap Star" featuring Player A
Setting: Church service

*Notes: Player A thinks he is doing the right thing, "correcting" his
fellow churchers. But, his attitude isn't right (e.g. "my friend", being
sarcastic/ condescending.) Thus, as the song progresses, his singing
becomes more forceful and quicker to speak (fewer chorus repetitions
between verses, eventually being sung simultaneously with verses).

Cast segues into
"Amazing Grace" -- "I once was lost, but now am found, was blind but now I see."

Preacher (upstage left): Brothers and sisters, we are so glad you have
joined us this morning to worship the LORD together. We will be continuing
our teachings on sin. Our topic today: Rap.

Choir: (audible gasps and murmuring in agreement, nodding of heads)

Player A looks at choir, looks at audience, looks at choir, "Rap Star"

"Rap Star" (rap song)
Verse 1: You all say "gasp", rap is a sin!
Well "my friend", I don't know where you been.
But I've learned it depends on the choices we make
Whether we give or just desecrate.
Chorus: (puts on devil horns; semi-circle, leaning in toward Player A)
Rap star, rap star. You are a rap star. (x4)
Verse 2. It's like skateboards or radio, snowboards or video;
Do it to communicate, or to self-elevate.
Jesus came to show us so many years ago we are nothing...
Nada, zilch, zero. Don't call ourselves a hero.
Chorus. (x2)
Verse 3. Give the glory to God our Father
Not to any one or any other.
Trust in Him with all your heart;
That will be a good good start....
Amen amen amen amen.
Chorus. (x2, then continue with chorus while Verse 2 and 3 are repeated)
Verse 2. Skateboards...
Verse 3. Give the glory...
Coda. (put on devil horns, gains more "confidence" in signing) Rap star, rap star, I am a rap star...(repeat
as exiting upstage right, then before going off stage)
YEAH! (holds up hands in victory sign, nodding head proudly.)

A exits upstage right; Chorus moves downstage left and pick up
ACCEPT DIVERSITY NOw signs.

*****

ACT 1. Scene 2. "NOW" featuring Player B
Setting: Protest rally

*Notes: Player B's attitude, like Player A's attitude is not right;
Jesus teaches that it is right to love, yet Player B uses the word
"hate" right away.

Rioting crowd (note:  this "rioting crowd" is a crowd of college kids who have "jumped on the bandwagon" and really don't care about what signs they are carrying... thus, the "ditzy" kind of chanting from the crowd) downstage left, toting ACCEPT DIVERSITY NOW signs;
B enters upstage right watching crowd.

"NOW" (blues song, since Player B is saddened by the insincerity of these sign-toters)
Chorus: Accept Diversity, accept diversity, accept diversity. NOW! (x4)
Verse 1: (B turns to audience)
ACCEPT DIVERSITY NOW
I hate those signs.
I hate the people
Who spout those lines
That's what they do
Just flit about
Open their mouths like a watering spout.
But they don't do it, not one bit
ACCEPT DIVERSITY NOW, no not them,
Because if they accepted it,
They would not
Be trying to change
What others thought.
Chorus. (x2) (B looks thoughtfully at the crowd)
Verse 2: (B turns back to audience)
Instead they would be walking
and talking with "them"
Laughing and sharing and joking, and then
If there was a difference
they would listen and talk
Maybe go out
and take a walk.
Chorus. (x1) (B looks impatiently at the crowd)
Verse 3. (B turns back to audience, shaking head ruefully)
ACCEPT DIVERSITY NOW
I hate those signs.
I hope those folks
Will take some time
To think about their sign
What it means
Then go home, just come
clean. (toilet flushing)

B exits downstage left; Half of chorus dons puppy ears; other half of
choir dons toddler bibs. Chorus takes places in pairs of puppies and
toddlers across stage.

*****

ACT I. Scene 3. "Puppy Love" featuring Chorus and "Noah" featuring Player C
Setting: Momma's home

*Notes: This momma thinks she's doing everything right. She's staying
at home with her kiddo, has got him a puppy to play with. In fact, she's
got her checklist of things done right in "Noah". But, in "Puppy Love",
the puppy and her toddler are trying to play with her, and she doesn't
spend any time with them. Only when they are asleep does she notice her
"accomplishments"

Player C enters downstage left, happily humming "Noah", and dancing with her
clipboard.Puppies and toddlers come to attention (in puppy and toddler fashion)
when Momma (C) arrives and begin to try to get her affection. C absent-mindedly
pats toddlers (T) and puppies (P), then sits down to work, writing on her
clipboard.

"Puppy Love"
T to P: Bark bark
P to T: Woof woof
T to P: Bow wow
P to C: Whimper

T to P: Arf arf
P to T: woof woof woof
T to P: ruff ruff
P to C: sigh.

P to T: Wagging tail
T to P: Squeaking toy
P to T: Panting thirsty
T to P: Sloppy kisses

P to T: Tongue lolling
T to P: Soft hair tickling
P to T: Big feet dancing
T to P: Tail wagging

P to T: Thump thump
T to P: hee hee hee hee hee
P to audience (chorus lies down): Lying down
T to audience (chorus "sleeps"): Asleep

C gets up and stretches, looks at the sleeping puppies and toddlers. Picks up
clipboard and pencil. Nods her head "everything is as it should be", smiles and makes a checkmark on her "list"
after singing each item.

"Noah".
A newborn's cry
A child's laughter
Puffy clouds
Soaring birds
Blooming flowers
Cherry blossoms
Snowfall
Rainfall
Thundering clashes
Peanut butter
Watercolors
New books
Hair barrettes
Sprinkle donuts
Chicken spinach mushroom crepes
Strawberries, cherries, grapes
Mother's milk
Hot wheel tracks
Bolt's wet nose
Puppy paws
Hot wheels
Elmo
Crackers
Bible

C nodding her head looks lovingly at Puppies and Toddlers, then sits back down
to work. P and T jump up and sing "Puppy Love". After "asleep", C sits up stretches,
looks lovingly again at Puppies and Toddlers, and exits upstage right.

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Act II: The Problems
ACT II. Scene 1. "Deceptive Beauty" featuring Chorus

Narrator (sits up and takes off ears/bib): On the outside, things look good.
Things look great. Be proud! Speak up! Educate others! Bliss! But is there more
than meets the eye? Where are their hearts? What are their attitudes?

"Deceptive Beauty"
(one word each; sitting up on each word) Complaining, crying, wailing, whining
Wallowing, swallowing, pride ego.
(choral; remove ears/bibs) deceptive beauty.
(one word each) nurturing preening
(together) until it's gleaming
(choral; kneeling) deceptive beauty.
(one phrase each) let it go, hold it tight,
is it wrong, is it right
stay and fight
or take flight
(choral; standing) deceptive beauty
(one word each) beauty or evil
truth or lies
(together) thinkin' you have
(choral uncover eyes) open eyes
(choral fading voices backwards upstage left) deceptive beauty
deceptive beauty
deceptive beauty

*****

ACT II. Scene 2. "Candy Misery" featuring Player C
Setting: Momma's home

C enters upstage right looking tired and ready to give up, in despair, and moves to downstage center.


"Candy Misery"
Chorus (one verse each): House payments, car payments, school payments
Player C: Misery
Chorus (one verse each): Living your life, really living
Player C: History
Chorus (one line each): What your parents lived
or maybe desired
Daily the grind
Always tired
Complaining and saying
Player C: Should have been praying
Chorus (per line): But never stopped to listen
Admired when your skin would glisten
Player C: From sweat
Hard work
Chorus: Never mind when you
Player C: Went berserk.
Chorus: Crazy and tired
Player C: Then coffee caffeine wired
Chorus: Yellin' at the kids
Player C: Then makin' up with candy
Chorus: Actin' like it was
Player C: All fine and dandy
Chorus (one verse each): Take away the veil; take away the lie
Hang your head down; let youself cry
Out to the Lord; ask for forgiveness
Chorus (all): And repent repent repent

C moves to upstage left, sit down, head down, defeated; Chorus moves backwards upstage
right while chanting "repent repent repent."

*****

ACT II. Scene 3. "Never Lasting" featuring Player B
Setting: B's home (?)

B enters downstage left and moves to downstage center

"Never Lasting"
Verse 1. Memories everlasting
Memories never lasting
Wonder what happened to those
memories
Bits and pieces
Just mere glances
As time advances.

Chorus 1. Some laughter and joy
Heartache and tears
All developing perseverance
Overcoming fears

Chorus 2. Making us who we are
Taking us all so far
But dwelling in the past
Does it make one last?

Verse 1.

Bridge. So hard to let them go
But others they just flow
Out of my head, can't remember
Does that mean that one is better?

Verse 1.

Coda. B: Memories. Chorus: Let them go.
B: Hold on to them.
Chorus: They're yours.

B fades to upstage right during "they're yours", freeze standing head down;
Chorus moves to semi-circle downstage (behind A).

*****

ACT II. Scene 4. "Deception Ego" featuring Player A
Setting: A's home (?)

A enters upstage right and moves to downstage center

"Deception Ego"
Verse 1. A: Martha and Mary
Chorus: Action with a purpose
A: But set for the world's
Chorus: Not for the Truth
A: Not hearing, not seeing
Chorus: Futile but unseen
A: To eyes unseeing
Chorus: So the pride arise
Unison: The deception ego
The words loud
And with bravado
But so empty
So alone
So far away
And yet unknown
Verse 2. A: Lift the veil
Chorus: so you can see
A: From deception
Chorus: you will be free
A: A tiny window
Chorus: to see Me
A: Watch and listen
Chorus: carefully.
Unison.
Verse 3. A: Martha and Mary
Chorus: in the same house
A: Both with the Savior,
Chorus: Both called to be
A: I've called you also
Chorus: To this house
A: So set it all aside
Chorus: That ego.
All: That pride.

A fades downstage right while all repeat "pride, pride, pride...", freeze standing head down;
Half chorus exits upstage right; Half chorus exits downstage left, Narrator downstage left/
upstage right as appropriate.

*****

ACT II. Scene 5. "Jesus Is A Cowboy" performed by Chorus
Setting: ???

Narrator: So, not everything was as it seemed from the outside. Hearts... unsettled.
Attitudes searching. (Narrator exits)

"Jesus Is A Cowboy"
Jesus... is a cowboy!
And you and you and you are a cow, a cow, a cow (point at A then B then C on each "you"; on "a cow, a cow, a cow" spell out the letters "C" "O" "W" in "YMCA" style).
Big and slow and standing around
Not sure what to do now. (mannequin poses)

Jesus... is a cowboy!
He's here to lead you home.
Sometimes you just stand there
Just sniffing at the air.
Doin' nothin' (robot poses)
Not moovin'
Not groovin'
Just waitin'
For the sun to go down
So you can go home.

Listen up!

Jesus... is a cowboy!
He's here to take you home!
Go with him and follow
Even though the sun's not down!
Go with him and follow!
He's the best cowboy in town!

Chorus exits dancing; then A, B, C look around, confused/ perplexed/ thoughtful, and
exit upstage right.

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INTERMISSION

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Act III: The Big Question
ACT III. Scene 1: "Judgment" performed by the Cast
Staging: C center stage; B to left; A to right; Chorus in groups/ semi-circles
around each Player

*Notes: "Judgment" Verse 1 (Player C); Verse 2 (Players B and A alternate lines)

"Judgment"
Chorus. Casting judgment, judgment, judgment
On the ones so close to me
Casting judgment judgment judgment
With God's grace I can be free.

Verse 1. Oh I sit, I cry, and I ask why
I'm so blessed to have my guy
He gives me love uncondition'ly
I hold tight; he sets me free.

I look at him, at what he does
I say: "Tsk tsk, do THIS because..."
He listens to me, to what I say
Corrects me lovingly every day.

I know he'd give his life for me
He would die so I could be
But then I'd cry, I'd wail, call "WHY?!"
I'd beat my chest up at the sky.

I pray that it won't come to that;
He looks to see where things are at
He asks for wisdom every day
From God, the Truth, the Life, the Way.

(with choral overlay)
I need to stop that judgment judgment judgment
On the ones so close to me.
I need to stop that judgment judgment judgment
With God's grace I can be free.

Verse 2. I ask for help, call out to Heav'n
Where God, his angels, engines revvin'
Fly to me, on all sides,
Fight the battle, calm the tide.

After that I can see clearly
How satan has deceived me:
The pride that stems from me inside
It's brought on out, into the light.

It's my choice now; let it go
Or hang on tight, but I know
Hang on "tight" that would be
Unwise, selfish, foolhardy.

I grab a breath and reach up high
To my Father in the sky
He reaches down, embraces me,
Says: "Let it go, with grace from Me."

(with choral overlay, repeat x3 and fade)
(I need to) stop that judgment judgment judgment
on the ones so close to me
(I need to) stop that judgment judgment judgment
With God's grace I can be free.

Coda.
C: I know now it's how he works
B: Gets in my head, makes me berserk
A: It's up to me to set us free
C, B, A: Give it up completely.
All: Amen

Segue into "Close Your Mouth"

*****

Act III. Scene 2. "Close Your Mouth" featuring Player A
A moves downstage center

"Close Your Mouth"
Chorus. Close your mouth
just bite your tongue
Don't speak
keep it unsung (x4)
Verse 1. Your tongue like a rudder
So small, so strong
Makin' noise, makin' noise
so wrong, so wrong.
Chorus. (x4)
Verse 2. Talkin' and talkin'
just never stoppin'
Gab gab gab
Like you are the cherry toppin'
Chorus. (x4)
Verse 3. Sit still, take time to listen
Not like Martha,
Just dartin' and dashin'
Chorus. (x4)
Verse 4. Pray and think
before you speak
Blurtin' it out
that's for the weak
Chorus. (x4)

A returns to left of C during Chorus, while C takes downstage center

*****

Act III. Scene 3. "PRIDE" featuring Player C
*Note: Words in CAPS sung by chorus; verses sung by C

"PRIDE"
PRIDE
It's inside you
PRIDE
It wants to control you.
PRIDE
It will guide you.
PRIDE
It will destroy you.
PROUD
and so loud
RUDE
when you talk
IDIOT
you call others
DEATH
to your friendships
EGO
uncontrollable
PRIDE
It's inside you
PRIDE
It wants to control you.
PRIDE
It will guide you.
PRIDE
It will destroy you.

C returns center stage, B takes downstage center

*****

ACT III. Scene 4. "Forgive" featuring Player B

"Forgive"
Chorus. Forgive, forgive, forgive
and forget, just let it go. (x2)
Verse 1. Devil's gonna try to trick you
Don't forget! don't let it go.
Learn from it
Then go teach it
You're so wise
But it's all lies!
Chorus. (x2)
Verse 2. Find the truth
Go to your maker
Ask for wisdom
Identify the faker!
Chorus. (x2)

B returns center stage.

*****

ACT III. Scene 5. "Close Your Mouth/ PRIDE/ Forgive"
*Note: Cast is split into 4 groups

Part I. (Forgive chorus last time from above)
Group 2: PRIDE!
Group 1: Forgive chorus
Group 2: PRIDE!
Part II. Group 3: Close your mouth just bite your tongue
Group 4: PRIDE!
Group 3: Don't speak, keep it unsung.
Group 4: PRIDE!
Part II.
Part III. (Part I and Part II overlaid)
Part III.
Part IV. Group 1. PRIDE!
Group 2. PRIDE!
Group 3. PRIDE!
Group 4. PRIDE!
Part IV (x3)
Player B: Close your mouth!
Player C: Stomp out your pride!
Player A: Forgive and
Unison: Let it go!

Cast remains on stage.
C: My life. What life? It's just these lists. Telling me: "Do this, this this."
B: My life. What life? I've been living in the past. I'm the one who's been holding fast.
A: My life. What life? It's my ego and pride. It's not the truth, it's just lies.
C, B, A: My life. What life? It's not better this way. I've got to find truth, the life, the way.

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Act IV: You Can Do It!
ACT IV. Scene 1. "Look Beyond" performed by Chorus

Narrator: Can they do it? What do you think? Well... What's this act called? (You Can Do It!)
That's right.... everyone together now on "3"... 1.... 2.... 3! (YOU CAN DO IT!)

"Look Beyond"
Melody: Look beyond
what you can see
Look beyond
what you believe can be
Look beyond...
Look beyond.
Add harmony.
Add descant.
Instrumental.
All.

B exits downstage left; C exits upstage right; A takes downstage center; Chorus upstage right.

*****

ACT IV. Scene 2. "Slow It Down" featuring Player A

*Notes: Chorus sings echo in verses

"Slow It Down"

Chorus. Listen carefully
Wait patiently
Be still and know
He is here.

Verse 1. Slow it down, don't run ahead
Take your time, you are dead
Dead to yourself, ego and pride
Look around with new eyes open wide

Verse 2. Slow it down, don't run ahead (listen carefully)
Take your time, you are dead (wait patiently)
Dead like a rose in the winter (Be still and know)
Into a new life you will enter (He is here)

Chorus/Bridge. Little steps like a baby deer
Knowing your Father, He is near
Leading you, guiding you
Trust Him, do not fear
When Satan tries to bend your ear
Your Father's here.

(instrumental)

Verse 1.

Chorus.

A exits downstage left, while B enters downstage left, chorus upstage left.

*****

ACT IV. Scene 3. "Tenderly" performed by Player B

*Notes: Chorus 'ahh's and ohh's

"Tenderly"
Vese 1. Tenderly You caress me
the gentle breeze
swaying the trees
the smells around me
the people I see
All your beauty
Created for me
(x2)
Verse 2. Even when I stray
Far from Your way
You tenderly caress me
Gently
You nudge me
The birds I hear
Crying tears
Subisiding fears
Tenderly.

B exits upstage right; C enters upstage right holding checklist; chorus semi-circle
behind C.

*****

ACT IV. Scene 4. "Five Minutes More" performed by Player C

*Notes: Chorus doo-wap and snapping fingers

"Five Minutes More"
Five minutes more (doo-wap!)
Before you head out that door (doo-be-doo)
What can you do (do-oo-oo) with those five minutes more? (doo-be-wap-ah) (toss out checklist)
Read a book with your little boy (doo-be)
Play Hot Wheels or with another toy (doo-wap)
Do all you can to share the joy (ooo!)
Cause you might not get another chance (ahh-woo) (stop snapping)
Due to circumstance (no-no-no)
You never know (no-no-no)
When it'll be your time to go (oh-oh-oh) (start snapping)
So in that five minutes more (doo-wap!)
Before you head out that door (doo-be-doo)
Spend it with the ones you love (ahh-woo)
You've been blessed from above (ahh-you)
Take time to feel the joy (ooo!)
Spend it with (ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh)
Your little boy (doo-wap-sh-bopppppp!)

C exits downstage left. Half chorus exits downstage left; half exits upstage right.
Chorus pick up props (choir robes, clipboards, protest signs) and surround respective
Players.

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Act V: And They Lived...
ACT V. Scene 1. Confusion

Narrator: Hooray! (Chorus cheering offstage) They seem to have it! But... what's that ruckus?
(chorus starts shouting/ chanting "Accept diversity, accept diversity, accept diversity NOW!"
(rioting,shouting) as they push by the Narrator, jostling in with Player B); next group enters
shouting "Rap is evil! Rap is evil!" (booing, hissing) while jostling in with Player A; next group
enters shouting Get to work! Hurry hurry hurry (honking horns, rushing around) while jostling in
with Player C. C center stage'ish; A to left; B to right. Players look confused/ upset in the midst
of the chaos and confusion

Narrator: But the world doesn't change... It's still the same... What to do? What to do?

A, B, C sit/plop down, dejected, disappointed, despairing.

*****

ACT V. Scene 2. "Be Still" performed by Chorus

"Be Still"
Instrumental introduction. (Narrator/Chorus put down signs/props and move into places as in Prelude)
Bass and Descant Voices: Be still and know I am God (Be still and know...) (x2)
Add Melody: Be still and know that I am God (x2)
Add Harmony: Be still and know that I am God (x2)
Mtns: The mountains (x8) Shall tremble (x8)
Earth: The earth (x8) cry out! (x8)
Mtns/ Earth: The mountains shall tremble, the earth cry out (x2)
Mix: The mountains, the earth, shall tremble, cry out (x2)
Force: (overlay chant of mtns/ earth/ tremble/ cry out)
Solo voce: But you shall be still and know that I am...
Instrumental
Return to top, Be still x1 add on's
Add mtns/ earth, then mix
Solo voce: But you shall be still
Todos: And know that I am...
Bass and Descant Voices while chorus exits stage. Players look after the exiting chorus.

When chorus is exited and silent, Players stand up, look at one another, shake hands, say hello...
(small talk e.g. Pride is... I need to forgive... Closing my mouth is... until audience is quiet), then
Player A: You know, it's hard to believe that the greatest cause of atheism
Player B: is Christians.
Player C: They profess with their tongues
Player A: But don't live with their lives
Player B: And that's what makes what's so unbelievable
Player C: Believable

They look at one another, shake their heads ruefully and exit together.

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CURTAIN CALL

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Finale. "Jesus Is A Cowboy" performed by Cast

"Jesus is a cowboy"

Jesus... is a cowboy!
And you and you and you are a cow a cow a cow. (point to various places/objects/etc. on "you" and "cow")
Big and slow and standing around
Not sure what to do now.

Jesus... is a cowboy!
He's here to lead you home.
Sometimes you just stand there
Just sniffing the air.
Doin' nothin'
Not moovin'
Not groovin'
Just waitin'
For the sun to go down
So you can go home.

Listen up!

Jesus... is a cowboy!
He's here to take you home!
Go with him and follow
Even though the sun's not down!
Go with him and follow!
He's the best cowboy in town!